You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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