Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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