Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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