She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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