She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
This is my gift to your gina
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Drunk is not a location!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
