I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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