remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went