So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.