And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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