he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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