She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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