I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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