Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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