Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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