I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I want a musical about memes.
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