Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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