just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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