I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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