Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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