Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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