okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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