I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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