No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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