I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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