there was a trapeze. enough said
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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