Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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