So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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