He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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