do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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