Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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