I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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