I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Dicks are not precious.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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