God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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