So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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