i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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