I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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