My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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