Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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