I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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