how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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