Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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