Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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