The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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