People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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