There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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