Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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