I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
there is glitter all over my balls
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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