No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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