He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You have to summon your inner elephant
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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