how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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