party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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