Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just pee around me
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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