Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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