Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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