I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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