Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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