Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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