One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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